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Damn Damn the Helmet Law

The issue of whether a person should have the freedom to decide about wearing a motorcycle helmet is being hotly debated in the Tennessee legislature.

The statistics show that states with mandatory motorcycle laws have a higher rate of fatalities than states with voluntary motorcycle laws: 6.12 fatalities compared to 5.09 fatalities per 10,000 motorcycle registrations. This is a 20 percent difference that proves a rider has a 1-in-5 greater chance of dying with a helmet than without!

It is a proven fact that helmets hinder your peripheral vision and negatively impact your hearing. 31 states allow adults the freedom to choose. Shouldn't Tennessee join the majority?

This song says it all.

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The ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

This one is a little different ......

Two Different Versions .....

Two Different Morals




OLD VERSION:


The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and

laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper
thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm
and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter,
so he dies out in the cold.

MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!




MODERN VERSION:
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.


CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN,
and ABC
show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with
a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is

allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog
appears
on Oprah
with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green..'

ACORN
stages
a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright

has the group kneel down to pray for the grasshopper's sake.

President Obama  
condemns the ant

and blames  President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope  for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid
 exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of  the
grasshopper,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts
the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act
retroactive to the beginning of
 the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number
of green bugs and,
having  nothing left to  pay his retroactive
taxes, his home is confiscated by theGovernment  Green Czar and given   to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading
 friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is  in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has
 disappeared in the snow,
never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found
  dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now  abandoned, is taken over  by a gang of spiders who terrorize and ramshackle, the once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest
of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:



Be careful how you vote in 2012


I've sent this to you because

 

I believe that you are an ant!

You may wish to pass this on to other ants, but don't bother sending it on to any
grasshopper's because they wouldn't understand it, anyway.




12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".
12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view

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